Woudn't it be nice?

if I had each grey's anatomy season?
if we were older?
if my english was as good as ellen pompeo's? (!!!)
if my ipod was still working?
if I could skip the whole small-talk-thing?
if I gave a damn about gossip?
if I would be loved?( it's not like I'm not, but i wanted to hint at more songs ;) )
if if if .... ;)